2017.09.26 The Score So Far

Original official points:

• 1 broken scapula wing
• 1 broken 3^rd rib
• 1 separated shoulder
• 1 minor traumatic brain injury
• various undocumented contusions and abrasions
• so many x-rays that I almost barfed
• pain-induced nausea

Likely medication induced point:

• constipation

Developed ambiguous point:

• distressing abdominal pain

Points awarded today:

• 7 puncture wounds
  • 2 phlebotomy (1 blood labs, 1 intravenous iodine marker)
  • 2 vaccines (1 flu, 1 tetanus - just because why the fuck not)
  • 3 abject misses, despite appealing-looking veins, that reminds me why I don't donate blood regularly any more
• 1 abdominal CAT scan
• acute dorsal distress - due to 7 hours of shitty-ass HMO seats, when I wasn't being stabbed by phlebotomy stormtroopers

Points that I was supposed to have today but don't:

• lab + scan results

Unofficial point guess:

• internal bruising exacerbated by processing shit-bricks

UPDATE

• 1 splenic hematoma