2007.11.05 Ursulina

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If you're facing the looming possibility of some anxiety or depression obstacle, what do you think you should do?

Surprisingly, a recent survey found that 100% of clinical psychologists are strongly in favour of getting a hamster. Yes, apparently you should lurk around your local pet store for several days in a row, handle the captive specimens in a careful weighing dance of rodent bonding, and eventually buy everything in the store that's even vaguely hamster-related.

On a related note, 100% of mechanical engineers questioned discovered that their vague opinions don't matter - providing that they don't get in the way of the hamster-obtaining behaviour. Not that it matters, as a follow-up survey revealed that the same demographic found the hamster unbearably charming anyway.

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And, apparently, it's not a problem if it turns out to be stupid.