2007.08.20 Purple Alert

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[Scene: Clayton sitting at desk surfing web on company time.]
[Enter: Cute Girl]

Cute Girl: Hi Clayton!

Clayton: Oh, hi Cute Girl! [Cue hopeful sparkle in Clayton's eye.]

Cute Girl: I was hoping you could help me with... a little problem. [Cue coy smile.]

Clayton: Certainly! [Ejects brain. Testosterone has the bridge, phasers set on "stun". Honour scowls from the corner, but Cynicism grabs Honour by the shoulder to share a joke and they both snicker quietly to themselves.]

Cute Girl: It's Boyfriend#32, he's sulking and I need to make him snap out of it so that he can serve me better. [Blink blink blink.]

Clayton: Oh. No problem. Hang on a second... [Reaches into coat pocket and pulls out a small case, which is opened to withdraw a black boxing-style mouth guard. Pops mouth guard between gritted teeth with difficulty. Honour covers face and shakes head while Cynicism rolls on floor clutching belly.]

Cute Girl: What's that for? [Looking concerned at the mouth guard.]

Clayton: [Muffled slightly, through gritted teeth and HDPE.] Oh, nuffing much. I jusd need to prevend my brain from abandoning ship.