2002.10.30 Hypnotism
You're getting sleepy...
...sleepy...
...sleepy...
YOU'RE ASLEEP!
When you awaken, you will have no memory of this web page,
but its instructions will continue to have effect.
When you speak, you shall attempt to say only what you mean. If you do not want to reveal something, just shut the hell up.
When you give your word, you will try to do whatever it takes not to break it. If you cannot fulfill your word, you will accept the consequences gracefully.
When problems arise, you will not strive to uselessly attach blame. Instead, you will concentrate on finding the best possible solution.
When you act, you will base it on a reasoned decision as often as possible, and you will accept responsibility for the results of your action.
When instructed to "cluck like a chicken", you will do so without hesitation. Loudly, but briefly.
You will now wake up feeling refreshed,
and with the hope that you are now a better person.