2015.03.16 Ewok Bully

It was night, and as is her habit lately, Violet was not sleeping yet. Having temporarily lapsed from continuous arbitrary demands in a transparent attempt to maintain engagement with us, Violet was talking to herself.

Me: [perking up from my book at the new sounds] "That's pretty cute."

Wife: "Hmmm?"

Me: "Violet. The babble of her voice sounds sort of like a Jawa."

Violet: [more animated talking to herself in her room]

Me: "No, more like an Ewok. Doesn't matter; same actors."

Violet: [even more animated talking to herself in her room]

Wife: "What did she say?"

Me: [straining to hear]

Violet: [cute, lilting 2-year-old voice] "...you wanna fight? Imma punch you in the face!"

Me: "Uh. Hmmm."

Wife: "Oh, jeez."

Violet: [cl2yov] "Imma badguy." [slightly different cl2yov] "Imma punch you in the FACE!"

Me: "I"m kind of afraid to go in there and find out what stuffed animals she has fighting to the death."

Wife: "My money is on the lion. It's pretty hardcore, for a stuffy."