2009.03.02 Hell Denizen of the Year
Just in case you were curious, there really is an award for being the biggest asshole.
Maybe "biggest" isn't the right word. Maybe "most", or "best"?
Whatever. I won it. They even sent me this nifty skull-denter award to make it all official.
Amusingly, I was moving during the online award ceremony (here), so was not available to give an acceptance speech in a timely manner. In weird way, that sort of worked out in the most appropriate manner possible.