2009.03.02 Hell Denizen of the Year
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Just in case you were curious, there really is an award for being the biggest asshole.
Maybe "biggest" isn't the right word. Maybe "most", or "best"?
Whatever. I won it. They even sent me this nifty skull-denter award to make it all official.
Amusingly, I was moving during the online award ceremony (here), so was not available to give an acceptance speech in a timely manner. In weird way, that sort of worked out in the most appropriate manner possible.