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RooK: /* Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did */

2023-08-28T18:23:55Z

Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did

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	* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?		* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
	* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?		* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?
	* Any control that you have to take your eyes off the road to use is totally wasted as a separate button/control. Sure capacitive touch buttons are neat - on kitchen appliances. But when I'm fumbling around for a control while I'm driving, I don'w want the "looking for the control" to directly translate into "activating every fucking thing I touch".		* Any control that you have to take your eyes off the road to use is totally wasted as a separate button/control. Sure capacitive touch buttons are neat - on kitchen appliances. But when I'm fumbling around for a control while I'm driving, I don't want the "looking for the control" to directly translate into "activating every fucking thing I touch".
	* Having only two window switches to control both front and rear windows is the result of a deeply stupid person having too much input. Yeah - cute idea, but just no. I fucking hate accidentally bumping the invisible capacitive touch button that changes to controlling the rear. But even more, I philosophically loath that they took a simple 4-switch control with 100% intuitive interface and made it need a logic board to hilariously discover new ways to go wrong.		* Having only two window switches to control both front and rear windows is the result of a deeply stupid person having too much input. Yeah - cute idea, but just no. I fucking hate accidentally bumping the invisible capacitive touch button that changes to controlling the rear. But even more, I philosophically loath that they took a simple 4-switch control with 100% intuitive interface and made it need a logic board to hilariously discover new ways to go wrong.
	* The media buttons on the steering wheel are regular controls turned 90° for no good reason. Normal controller: UP = increase volume, DOWN = decrease volume, RIGHT = next track, LEFT = go back a track. But for some fucked up reason, I now get to press UP to go back, DOWN to skip forward, RIGHT to increase volume, and LEFT to decrease volume. Fuck you, VW UX team.		* The media buttons on the steering wheel are regular controls turned 90° for no good reason. Normal controller: UP = increase volume, DOWN = decrease volume, RIGHT = next track, LEFT = go back a track. But for some fucked up reason, I now get to press UP to go back, DOWN to skip forward, RIGHT to increase volume, and LEFT to decrease volume. Fuck you, VW UX team.

RooK: /* Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did */

2023-08-27T06:02:00Z

Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did

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	==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==		==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==
	The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good <sub>exceptions listed separately)</sub>. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.		The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good <sub>(exceptions listed separately)</sub>. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.
	* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?		* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
	* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?		* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?

RooK: /* Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did */

2023-08-27T06:01:42Z

Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did

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	==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==		==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==
	The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good (<~~sup~~>exceptions listed separately</~~sup~~>). That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.		The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good <sub>exceptions listed separately)</sub>. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.
	* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?		* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
	* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?		* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?

RooK: /* Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did */

2023-08-27T05:58:40Z

Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did

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	==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==		==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==
	The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good (<sup>exceptions listed separately</sup>. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.		The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good (<sup>exceptions listed separately</sup>). That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.
	* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?		* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
	* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?		* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?

RooK at 05:58, 27 August 2023

2023-08-27T05:58:24Z

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	==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==		==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==
	The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty ~~good¹~~. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.		The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good (<sup>exceptions listed separately</sup>. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.
	* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?		* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
	* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?		* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?
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	==Secret Charger Unlock Method==		==Secret Charger Unlock Method==
	It makes sense not to trust the unknown charger connector, and totally avoid any chance of an arc flash by locking the connector in place - even if it indicates that it means to disconnect. But having the method for releasing the suspicious charger connector be a secret staccato code on the key fob is infuriating when the standard glitch reset sequence for the vast majority of charging networks is "unplug and replug in vehicle".		It makes sense not to trust the unknown charger connector, and totally avoid any chance of an arc flash by locking the connector in place - even if it indicates that it means to disconnect. But having the method for releasing the suspicious charger connector be a secret staccato code on the key fob is infuriating when the standard glitch reset sequence for the vast majority of charging networks is "unplug and replug in vehicle".

	~~¹ <small>Exceptions listed separately.</small>~~

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The things we like about the car (we're calling CUV's just "cars" now, right?) vastly outnumber the quibbles. It drives well, carries everyone and the dog as necessary, and has all the options we need.

-deep breath- 
And I need to accept that there are many things about the Tesla that have me both a) acclimated to a certain way of doing things, and b) spoiled.

In no particular order, here are The Quibbles:

==No Battery Pre-Conditioning==
This is an idiotic oversight. The ability for a lithium-ion battery pack to accept charge is directly related to the temperature of the pack. The VW ID-platform has active battery temperature management, so this is obviously possible. This makes the difference between <50kW charging and >150kW charging, which is kind of the point of having access to DC fast charging in the first place.

==The APP Sucks==
I mean, at least there's an app to verify simple shit like whether the car is locked or what the state of charge is. But after getting accustomed to the deep and intuitive integration of the Tesla app, this feels cheap and lazy. Ideally I'd like it to act as the key for the vehicle - in fact that might almost qualify this as a double-quibble. I don't like having to carry another chonky key fob. Especially one with a "set off the alarm now" button placed such that I can accidentally activate it by sitting down.

==Everyone On The UX Team Should Be Sat Down And Told To Think About What They Did==
The main inputs to driving the car - steering, braking, accelerator - are generally pretty good¹. That probably has more to do with the chassis design team though. Because everything else is weak-sauce output from a series of committees that clearly hated each other and were playing stupid internal-political games.
* Why the fuck don't the motorized mirrors coordinate with the seat/user memory settings?
* Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to interrupt the already-slow boot sequence of the infotainment to make the driver press "OK" every fucking time?
* Any control that you have to take your eyes off the road to use is totally wasted as a separate button/control. Sure capacitive touch buttons are neat - on kitchen appliances. But when I'm fumbling around for a control while I'm driving, I don'w want the "looking for the control" to directly translate into "activating every fucking thing I touch".
* Having only two window switches to control both front and rear windows is the result of a deeply stupid person having too much input. Yeah - cute idea, but just no. I fucking hate accidentally bumping the invisible capacitive touch button that changes to controlling the rear. But even more, I philosophically loath that they took a simple 4-switch control with 100% intuitive interface and made it need a logic board to hilariously discover new ways to go wrong.
* The media buttons on the steering wheel are regular controls turned 90° for no good reason. Normal controller: UP = increase volume, DOWN = decrease volume, RIGHT = next track, LEFT = go back a track. But for some fucked up reason, I now get to press UP to go back, DOWN to skip forward, RIGHT to increase volume, and LEFT to decrease volume. Fuck you, VW UX team.

==Creep Mode: Make. It. Go. Away.==
Or at least optional, yeah? I get that it makes the operation familiar to low-skill people transitioning from shitty automatic transmissions. Cool. But for those of us who preferred manuals, and now delight in the directness and finesse of electric drivetrains, you're just making shit bad with no benefit.

==Brake Hold Won't Let Go==
Yes, I like it when pressing the brake a bit extra when stopped that the vehicle will continue to hold the brake for me. But in the VW, it won't let go unless I press the accelerator. This is fine at a stop light or some such. But when I'm carefully navigating down a slope this is lurch-o-matic. This is extra exacerbated by the no-option creep mode. At least the brake hold CAN be turned off by a crude intervention in the infotainment system, but really it should be able to be dismissed with a repeated brake pedal press.

==Secret Charger Unlock Method==
It makes sense not to trust the unknown charger connector, and totally avoid any chance of an arc flash by locking the connector in place - even if it indicates that it means to disconnect. But having the method for releasing the suspicious charger connector be a secret staccato code on the key fob is infuriating when the standard glitch reset sequence for the vast majority of charging networks is "unplug and replug in vehicle".

¹ Exceptions listed separately.