2022.05.14 Automotive Meta-Analysis - Revision history

RooK at 03:38, 19 May 2022

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 ==Crossover Utility Vehicles==
 "BAAAAAA"
 ==shitboxes==

RooK at 22:37, 18 May 2022

2022-05-18T22:37:42Z

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	"Look at me! I'm rich enough, and I pay attention when I read car magazines!"		"Look at me! I'm rich enough, and I pay attention when I read car magazines!"

	==~~Minivans~~==		==Vans==
			My tendency is to conceptualize vans like the utility shuttles in Star Trek. Sometimes hauling people, sometimes hauling stuff, and vaguely brick-like.

			===Minivan===
	When I was coming of age, minivans were the default for Boomers wildly averse to getting practical but good-handling station wagons, whose only real benefits were functionality for humans. They say, to my gen-X generation and the Boomers who came before us, "I have utterly succumbed to my wretchedness."		When I was coming of age, minivans were the default for Boomers wildly averse to getting practical but good-handling station wagons, whose only real benefits were functionality for humans. They say, to my gen-X generation and the Boomers who came before us, "I have utterly succumbed to my wretchedness."

	Ironically, having briefly tasted the nectar of a good minivan, I can see now how that functionality is rarified utility for a family, and with handling dynamics at least no worse than any SUV or CUV.		Ironically, having briefly tasted the nectar of a good minivan, I can see now how that functionality is rarified utility for a family, and with handling dynamics at least no worse than any SUV or CUV.

			===Work Van===
			Used and abused, these usually look pretty rough. "Fuck around and find out."

			===Adventure Van / Van Life Van===
			"Life is a first-person adventure game, and I have questionable hygiene."

			===Kei Van===
			"I am a total goofball."

	==Regular Sports Cars==		==Regular Sports Cars==
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	===Corvette===		===Corvette===
	"'Merica! Fuck yeah!"		"'Merica! Fuck yeah!" ...and... "Mid.Life.Crisis."
	...and...
	"Mid.Life.Crisis."

	===Mustang===		===Mustang===

RooK: /* Every other Mercedes */

2022-05-18T21:54:54Z

Every other Mercedes

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	===Every other Mercedes===		===Every other Mercedes===
	"The appearance of success is all I care about, and I don't ~~care~~ that the car isn't actually good at anything."		"The appearance of success is all I care about, and I don't mind that the car isn't actually good at anything."

	===BMW===		===BMW===

RooK: /* Jeep Wrangler */

2022-05-18T21:53:45Z

Jeep Wrangler

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	===Jeep Wrangler===		===Jeep Wrangler===
	"My need to occasionally crawl over rocks makes worthwhile ~~driving~~ a vehicle that is wildly unsafe and uncomfortable."		"My need to occasionally crawl over rocks makes it worthwhile to drive a vehicle that is wildly unsafe and uncomfortable."

	===Any Jeep other than a 2-door Wrangler===		===Any Jeep other than a 2-door Wrangler===

RooK: /* Jeep Wrangler */

2022-05-18T21:53:07Z

Jeep Wrangler

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	===Jeep Wrangler===		===Jeep Wrangler===
	"My need to occasionally crawl over rocks makes driving a vehicle that is wildly unsafe and uncomfortable ~~worthwhile~~."		"My need to occasionally crawl over rocks makes worthwhile driving a vehicle that is wildly unsafe and uncomfortable."

	===Any Jeep other than a 2-door Wrangler===		===Any Jeep other than a 2-door Wrangler===

RooK: /* M3 */

2022-05-18T21:51:33Z

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	===M3===		===M3===
	"A gentle cleansing fluid for flushing out a cloaca, and utterly unnecessary."		"A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche gentle cleansing fluid for flushing out a cloaca], and utterly unnecessary."

	==Sport Utility Vehicles==		==Sport Utility Vehicles==

RooK: /* Lifted Bro Truck */

2022-05-18T21:43:59Z

Lifted Bro Truck

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	"I want you to think that I am capable of doing hard work."		"I want you to think that I am capable of doing hard work."

	===Lifted Bro ~~Truck~~===		===Lifted Bro Dozer===
	"I have a lot to prove, but I lack the means to recognize how or why."		"I have a lot to prove, but I lack the means to recognize how or why."

RooK: /* Sport Utility Vehicles */

2022-05-16T03:01:09Z

Sport Utility Vehicles

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 ==Sport Utility Vehicles==
 Be it a Toyota Forerunner, or a Chevy Tahoe, driving one of these has an overwhelming announcement "I have no idea what I want to do with a vehicle, but whatever it is I want to do it poorly."
 ==Luxury Brands==

RooK: /* quirky/rare shitbox */

2022-05-15T23:35:13Z

quirky/rare shitbox

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	===quirky/rare shitbox===		===quirky/rare shitbox===
	"I know how to wrench, ~~I'm~~ I'm prepared to be massively inconvenienced and uncomfortable to be able to shout it to the world."		"I know how to wrench, and I'm prepared to be massively inconvenienced and uncomfortable to be able to shout it to the world."

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RooK: /* Regular Sports Cars */

2022-05-15T23:32:43Z

Regular Sports Cars

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	===Mustang===		===Mustang===
			"At the very first opportunity, I'm going to show off at cars-n-coffee and do a burnout then crash into something."

			===Miata===
			"I want a pure driving experience, but I want it to be totally safe and vanilla"

			===Camaro===
			"I can't afford a real Corvette."

			===WRX STI===
			"I think I can drift!"

			===Lotus===
			"Dignity and comfort have been sacrificed mostly for style rather than performance."

			===M3===
			"A gentle cleansing fluid for flushing out a cloaca, and utterly unnecessary."

	==Sport Utility Vehicles==		==Sport Utility Vehicles==