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<p>Created page with &quot;<a href="/wiki/Category:2019_Rant" title="Category:2019 Rant">category:2019 Rant</a> &lt;font face=&quot;Consolas, Courier new&quot;&gt; Simon finally emerges after sleeping in. Me: &quot;Hey there, Simon. Sorry buddy, I already ate your breakfast.&quot; Simon...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[category:2019 Rant]]<br /> &lt;font face=&quot;Consolas, Courier new&quot;&gt;<br /> Simon finally emerges after sleeping in.<br /> <br /> Me: &quot;Hey there, Simon. Sorry buddy, I already ate your breakfast.&quot;<br /> <br /> Simon, with a straight face: &quot;No you didn&#039;t.&quot; No, I didn&#039;t.<br /> <br /> Simon disappears into the dining room. &quot;But there is an ant crawling on my breakfast; maybe it ate some.&quot;<br /> <br /> Me: &quot;Did you make it spit it out? [Simon impersonation]&#039;Give it back, you little bastard!&#039;[/impersonation]&quot;<br /> <br /> Simon: &quot;I think it knows who its mother is.&quot;<br /> <br /> Close enough. Touché, little buddy.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;</div>

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